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Daily Joke: A Blonde Is Speeding and Is Pulled over by a Female Blonde Cop

Busayo Ogunjimi
Apr 03, 2021
11:20 P.M.

A blonde lady was speeding on the highway and was pulled over by a blonde female cop who asked her for her license. She reached out for her purse, and the cop gave a funny response.

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A blonde cop pulled over a blonde lady for overspeeding on a highway. The cop asked the driver for her driver's license, and she asked, "what's that?" The cop replied, "You know - it's that squarish thingy with your picture on it."

The driver reaches for her purse, finds a small mirror, looks in it, and then hands it to the cop. After looking at it, the cop handed it to the driver, saying, "OK, you can go. I didn't know you were a cop."

A police car with sirens on. | Photo: Pexels

A police car with sirens on. | Photo: Pexels

Here is another interesting joke: A man was walking along an old beach and stumbled upon a rusty lamp. He picked it up and cleaned it, and it turned out it was an old genie.

The genie sounded frustrated and said that was the fourth time he was granting wishes to people and was tired of doing so. The man had only one wish to make instead of three.

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Man standing on the seashore. | Photo: Pexels

Man standing on the seashore. | Photo: Pexels

The man sat down and thought of it for a while. He replied, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick. Can you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?"

The genie laughed had and said that it was impossible. He said, "Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete… how much steel!"

Magic lamp on the sand. | Photo: Freepik

Magic lamp on the sand. | Photo: Freepik

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He asked the man to make another wish. The man came up with another wish and asked if he could be made to understand women better. He noted that he had been married five times and his wives complained that he was insensitive. After a long pause, the genie said,

"do you want that bridge two lanes or four?"

Photo of a man standing in the seashore | Photo: Pexels

Photo of a man standing in the seashore | Photo: Pexels

Enjoyed the two jokes? Here is another interesting joke.

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