logo
Wikimedia Commons/Thomas Shahan/CC BY 2.0
Wikimedia Commons/Thomas Shahan/CC BY 2.0

Daily Joke: Man Sees a Monkey on a Manhole

Laura Beatham
Jun 15, 2021
11:30 P.M.

Today's jokes are about a few monkeys who got themselves into a few hilarious situations that monkeys should not find themselves in.

Advertisement

THE MANHOLE

One man was walking down the street when he saw a monkey jumping on a manhole and shouting. It was shouting so loud that the man could not leave without paying it any attention.

So he came closer to see what's happening. While he was approaching the animal, it suddenly started repeating the noise, "Forty-two, forty-two, forty-two." The man tried to ask the monkey why he was repeating the number.

The introduction of the joke. | Photo: AmoMama

The introduction of the joke. | Photo: AmoMama

The monkey did not respond to the man. So the man decided to do what the monkey had done. He started jumping on the manhole and repeated the same phrase the monkey had said.

However, on the man's last jump, the monkey pulled the manhole cover away, and the man fell into the sewerage. The monkey closed the hole, continued jumping, and said, "Forty-three, forth-three, forty-three."

Advertisement
A monkey sitting in front of a green background. | Photo: Wikimedia Commons/Thomas Shahan/CC BY 2.0

A monkey sitting in front of a green background. | Photo: Wikimedia Commons/Thomas Shahan/CC BY 2.0

THE CAR CRASH

A police officer came across a terrible car wreck, where the driver and the passengers were all killed. While surveying the wreck, a monkey came out of a bush and hopped around the car crash.

The police officer said to the monkey, "I wish you could talk so you could tell me what happened here." The monkey looked at the police officer and shook his head up and down.

Close up of a police vehicles lights. | Photo: Pixabay/fsHH

Close up of a police vehicles lights. | Photo: Pixabay/fsHH

Advertisement

The police officer, "Wait, you can understand me?" The money nodded his head. The officer then asked, 'Did you see what happened here?" Again, the monkey nodded his head and pretended to hold a can and drink from it.

The police officer asked, "Ah, was the driver drunk?" The monkey nodded his head, and pinched his fingers together, and held them to his mouth. The police officer responded, "Were they smoking marijuana?"

A monkey. | Photo: Pixabay/Schwoaze

A monkey. | Photo: Pixabay/Schwoaze

The monkey nodded again. The police officer asked, "Were they your owners?" The monkey again nodded his head. He asked the monkey, "So you are saying your owners were drinking and smoking before the crash?"

The monkey nodded. The police officer responded and said, "You poor thing, what were you doing while this happened?" The monkey then gestured that he was driving.

Advertisement
info
Please fill in your e-mail so we can share with you our top stories!
By subscribing, you agree to our Privacy Policy
Advertisement
Related posts

Black Man Faces Bias at Store – Story of the Day

February 01, 2024

Stepdad Almost Wins Custody Battle, Then Girl Says Three Words That Change Everything – Story of the Day

December 18, 2023

Old Man Sits in the Same Corner for 10 Years Waiting for Daughter Who Kicked Him Out of the Car — Story of the Day

February 15, 2024

Mom Welcomes Santa-In-Disguise on Christmas Eve, Only to Learn He's Wanted by Police on TV – Story of the Day

January 09, 2024

Long-Mute Grandmother Whispers a Somber Word, Alerting Granddaughter She's in Danger – Story of the Day

January 17, 2024

Young Mother Asks Neighbors to Babysit Her Daughter for a Few Hours and Disappears for Years – Story of the Day

February 18, 2024

Boy Returns Home from Camp to Find Parents Gone and His House Up for Sale – Story of the Day

December 08, 2023

Couple Is Refused Boy’s Adoption Due to Poverty, Years Later He Comes to their Home in Fancy Car – Story of the Day

December 20, 2023

Boy Comes Home from Camp to Find Parents Gone and His House Up for Sale – Story of the Day

November 14, 2023

Mother Enters Daughter’s Room and Sees That Girl and All Her Stuff Have Disappeared – Story of the Day

December 19, 2023

Woman Is Certain Her Husband Died until She Comes across His New Tinder Profile – Story of the Day

February 20, 2024

Parents Leave Child with Neighbor, Return to Find Both Mysteriously Vanished – Story of the Day

January 22, 2024

Boy Helps Old Man with Shaking Hands Pick up Groceries from Floor, Man Gives Him Tiny Parcel — Story of the Day

February 15, 2024

Boy Helps Old Man with Shaking Hands Pick up Groceries from Floor, Man Gives Him Tiny Parcel — Story of the Day

February 02, 2024