Daily Joke: A Man Visits the Bar in His Local Tavern

A man was sitting in a local bar, angrily drinking his whiskey. One of his friends happened to visit the bar and was shocked to see him there. His friend proceeded to ask him what he was doing at the bar.

He further explained that he had known him for 15 years and had never seen him take a drink before. The man continued drinking and did not bother looking at his friend.

With his fist clenched, he explained that his wife had just run off with his best friend. He quickly gulped down a full glass of whiskey.

Confused, his friend said, "but, I'm your best friend." The man looked at his friend with a bloodshot eye and then said:

"Not anymore! He is!"

Another joke: A man visited a local tavern in his town. While in the bar, his drinking habits got the bartender curious, but the man was simply observing a family tradition.

A man walked into a bar in his local tavern in Dublin. He ordered three pints of Guinness and sat in the corner of the room, drinking a sip out of each pint in turn. After finishing all three, he returned to the bartender and ordered another three pints. The bartender said to him:

"you know a pint goes flat soon after I pull it. Your pints would taste better if you bought one at a time."

The man replied, saying, "well now, I have two brothers, one is in America and the other in Australia and here I am in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we all drank together."

The man confessed that he loved the custom and said nothing more to the man. The man became a regular customer at the bar and would order three pints and drink a sip out of each in turn.

One evening, he came to the bar and ordered just two pints. All the other customers in the bar noticed this change and became silent. When he went to the bartender for a second round, the barman explained that he did not mean to intrude in his privacy but offered his condolences.

The man looked confused for a while, but after realizing what the bartender meant, he burst into laughter and said: "everyone is fine! It is me … I've quit drinking!"

Read another joke about three guys sitting at a biker bar.

Sources: Jokesoftheday, Jokesoftheday