Daily Joke: Two Salesmen Were Going Door to Door
Two salesmen were going door to door and knocked on the door of a woman who was not happy to see them. She told them in no uncertain terms that she did not want to hear their offer and slammed the door on their faces.
Two salesmen were heading around the local neighborhoods, knocking on all the doors and selling their products to the locals in the area.
As the lady tried to close the door in their faces, it bounced back. Thinking she hadn't put enough effort into it, the lady swung the door harder, but it still didn't want to close.
Holding back their laughter, the two salesmen decided to give the lady a tip. Just as she wanted to swing the door again, one of the salesmen intercepted her and said:
"Ma'am I suggest you move your cat out of the way before swinging that door shut again."
Intrigued, the wife asked him what he had dreamt the night before, and he told her she had left him after twenty years of marriage without a single explanation.
"No, I'm very sure that was a dream."