Daily Joke: Dog Runs to Newly Married Couple

When faced with the threat of a violent dog, people tend to do the wildest things possible to survive. Today's #jokeoftheday is about a newly married couple whose romance was put on trial by a dog.

Love is beautiful as it is unpredictable. When the affection between two people is tested, the results can be quite shocking. A newly married couple's blossoming romance hit a brick wall when they met a dangerous dog.

This horrific incident occurred while the lovebirds were taking a stroll through a garden. The moment the dog ran towards them, the pair instantly knew that someone would get bitten. However, who would be the scapegoat?.

Unable to tolerate his new wife getting hurt, the man swiftly lifted her off her feet. The husband stood tall with his spouse safely in his arms, ready for the dog's ferocious bite.

On the other hand, the canine was thrown off by the sudden turn of events. The dog stopped in its tracks, confused about what to do. It tried to instill fear by barking, but the husband wouldn't budge.

Upon seeing that it had lost its advantage, the dog ran off. Once the coast was clear, the man placed his wife down. He expected to be rewarded for his bravery with a hug or even words of appreciation.

However, his wife's cold glare was enough to wipe the smile off his face. At that moment, she seemed more dangerous than the dog as she yelled:

"I have seen people throwing sticks and stones at dogs. But for the first time, I saw someone try to throw his wife at a dog."

BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR

After 30 years of marriage, a couple's commitment to each other was rewarded miraculously. The lovebirds were celebrating the husband's 60th birthday when a fairy appeared to grant them one wish each.

The wife confessed that despite their happiness over the years, they were poor. The woman wished they could travel the world, and instantly, the fairy made tickets appear in the wife's hands.

Shocked by the fairy's magic, the husband paused for a moment to reflect on his wish. Then with a smile, he said, "I would like to be married to a woman 30 years younger than me."

Once again, in an instant, the man got what he wished for. Just like for the wife's wish, the fairy waved her wand and poof; the husband went from 60 to 90 years old.

THE TALKING DOG

Once there was a man who owned a talking dog. To show off his pet's unique skills, he decided to take the canine to a talent scout. He proudly boasted to the agent that his dog could speak.

However, the man appeared unimpressed by this unbelievable claim. To prove he was right, the dog owner turned to his pet and asked, "What's on the top of a house?" Immediately the dog replied, "Roof!".

The talent agent rolled his eyes and stated that all dogs made the sound roof. Undeterred by this response, the dog owner tried again. He asked his dog, "What does sandpaper feel like?" Without delay, the dog answered, "Rough!".

The agent sighed, clearly unmoved by the dog's response. So the man begged for another chance to prove his canine was indeed one of a kind. At this, the agent asked the dog, "Who was the greatest baseball player of all time?".

"Ruth!" the dog happily replied. Unable to stomach it anymore, the talent scout kicked the pair out of his office. Once they got to the streets, the dog turned to his owner and asked, "Maybe I should have said, DiMaggio?".