Daily Joke: Man Accidentally Runs over a Farmer's Cat
Today's #jokeoftheday is about a man who was traveling through a deserted road, and this went just fine until he hit a cat on the way. He was quite sad and decided to notify the owner of the cat.
A man was alone in his car driving through a lonely path. It was quiet for a while as he drove. However, as he passed a farmhouse, a cat suddenly jumped out.
Everything happened in a flash, and the man could not quickly control the situation. He hit the cat, leaving it flattened on the road. The man quickly stopped his car and panicked.
He was filled with pity for the poor cat and decided to walk down to the farmhouse to inform its owners of the sad incident. The man made his way down the path and knocked on the door.
The housewife appeared at the door and he explained what had happened to her cat. She was pretty shocked, but she comported herself as she asked him for details to be sure it was her cat that got hit.
She asked the car owner to describe how the cat looked. The man laid on the floor and spread his body, giving his best description of what a dead cat looked like.
The woman was horrified, calling him a horrible man. She noted that she wanted to know what the cat looked like before the man hit it. The man got up and straightened his outfit. He had his hands over his eyes and screamed, "Aggggggghhhhhhh!"
THE TALE OF A CHICKEN FARMER
A hipster who resided in New York for a long time decided to relocate to the countryside. When he moved there, he bought a piece of land and decided to switch careers and become a chicken farmer.
The hipster visited the local feed and livestock establishment, where he spoke to the proprietor. He made it known that he wanted to venture into chicken farming then bought a hundred chicks.
The proprietor was surprised by this, and the man let him know that he was serious about the chicken farming business. The following week the hipster returned to the livestock store.
He made it known that he needed another 100 chickens. The man in charge could not hold back his surprise and exclaimed that the chicken farmer was really passionate about the business.
The hipster sighed at this point, sharing that he was serious about the farming business, but he needed to solve a few problems. The proprietor asked him what the problem was, and he replied, "I think I planted that last batch too close together."
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