Daily Joke: Driver Explains Why He Hit 24 People with His Car

A man stood before a judge in court, and the judge was horrified that the man killed 24 people while driving. The man explained what went wrong.

A young man stood before the judge after he was found guilty of killing 24 people. The judge could not believe his ears as he shouted, asking the man what went wrong.

The man explained that he was driving at 50 mph when he lost control of the car. He also found out the brake had failed and was at a loss on what to do.

While he tried to maneuver the car, he saw two men attempting to cross the road. The man shared that there was a restaurant on the path not far from the road as well.

He relayed that he was left with the terrible options to either hit the two men or run into the restaurant. The judge added at this point that the man could have just hit the two men and spared the restaurant. The man replied:

“Exactly! After hitting the first man, the other man ran inside the restaurant, so I followed him.”

THE SENTENCE

A woman stood before the judge after she was found guilty of stealing a can of peaches. The judge asked her how many peaches were in the can, and she replied that there were six.

After thinking for a few seconds, the judge decided to sentence her to six days - a day for each peach in the can. The woman burst into tears, crying uncontrollably.

Unmoved by her crying, the judge was about to hit the mallet when the woman’s husband burst into the courtroom and yelled out saying:

“She also stole a can of peas!”

FARMER JOE’S CASE

Farmer Joe met an accident as his trailer collided with a semi-truck. After a few weeks, he decided he sustained too many injuries and sued the trucking company.

The company solicited the service of a very savvy lawyer who grilled Farmer Joe in front of the judge. While Joe tried explaining himself, the lawyer kept interrupting him, reminding him he had said he was fine when the incident happened.

Finally, it was Joe’s turn to speak, and he explained that he loaded his donkey, Bessie, into his trailer, and while he drove, the truck hit one side of his trailer, sending him and Bessie falling into ditches.

He noted that Bessie landed in the ditch opposite him, and he could see the donkey writhing in pain. He was also in pain and could not get up to help Bessie. They both laid there for a while until an officer walked by.

The policeman went over to Bessie to check out what was wrong. He noticed the animal was in pain and shot it between the eyes. Joe explained that the officer then came to him and said:

“Your donkey was in such bad shape; I had to shoot her. How are you feeling?”

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Source: Reddit, Upjoke