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Daily Joke: Policeman Checks a Car with All Windows Steamed up

Ayesha Muhammad
Jul 14, 2021
01:00 A.M.
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Have you ever been pulled over by a cop on the road in the middle of the night, especially when you were traveling with someone else? If you or someone you know has been through a similar situation, share this joke with them and enjoy a good laugh.


A police officer was patrolling an area at nighttime when he saw a car parked on the side of the road. He noticed that the car's windows were covered in steam. Curious as to what was happening inside, he decided to walk over and look for himself.

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As the policeman reached the car, he tapped on the windows, and the boy sitting inside rolled them down. To his surprise, the boy in the driver's seat was fully dressed, and he was accompanied by a young girl in the backseat who was also wearing full clothes.


The policeman was curious by what he saw, so he decided to proceed with his interrogation. He asked the boy what he was doing, and the boy replied that he was watching a video on his mobile phone. The police officer then asked him what the girl was doing in the backseat.

The boy innocently replied that the girl was using Facebook. His straightforward responses confused the policeman, so he repeated his question once again, this time adding another part to it: "What's going on here? How old are you, son?"

The boy instantly replied: "I'm twenty." His response left the policeman perplexed, but he managed to proceed and inquired about the girl's age. To this, the boy added: "In...thirteen minutes, she'll be eighteen."



Here's another joke about a corrupt police officer who was fond of pulling over people and asking them for money. It so happened that one day he didn't stop anyone on the road because he was occupied with work.


As the day drifted into night, it dawned upon him that he had not asked for any bribes all day. The policeman was shocked to see his empty pocket, and he said to himself, "I'm going to stop the next person I see."

After some time, he stopped a man riding a new moped. Even though the man was wearing a helmet and had not violated any rules, the policeman couldn't help his greedy nature.


The police officer asked the man to show the moped's papers, and to his surprise, everything was in order. He had no reason to ask the man for a bribe, but there was no way he was going to give up. So the policeman started interrogating the man: “Aren't you scared to be riding out here all by yourself?”

The man had a smart response to the policeman's odd question and said: "I'm not by myself; I have God and the Prophet with me.” Determined that he had finally found a reason to ask for a bribe, the policeman said:

“Three of you on that little moped? You'll have to pay a fine.”

Don't forget to check out this other joke about a police officer who stops a guy breaking the speed limit.

Source: Reddit, Upjoke