Daily Joke: Policeman Stops a Guy Breaking the Speed Limit
Today's jokes are all about flashy cars. One man tried to outdrive a police officer with his flashy car while a snail used his life savings to buy one.
A man with a new sports car was speeding down the highway when he heard a police siren. He did not want to be charged or get a ticket, so he decided to try and outrun the police car.
He stepped on the accelerator and his speedometer started climbing 100 miles per hour, 110, 120. However, after a few minutes, he realized how stupid. He could kill himself or go to prison for his riskless behavior.
He decided that the best thing to do would be to pull over and hope he would only be served a ticket. He pulled over and waited for the police officer to arrive. The policeman came to a stop, got out of his car, and went to the man's window.
"Listen, you were speeding, but it is the end of my shift, and if I arrest you, that means I will be up all night processing paperwork. So if you give me a reason for speeding that I have never heard before, I will let you go."
The man thought for a second and said, "A few nights ago, my wife ran off with a cop, so I thought you were trying to give her back. "
The police officer smiled and said, "Enjoy your night, sir."
A SNAIL BOUGHT A CAR
An old snail walked into a car dealership and told the sales assistant that he wanted the flashiest, boldest, fastest, and most expensive sports car he could get.
He explained that he had saved his whole life and that the car would be his reward for living a long life. The sales assistant was delighted and showed the old snail a bright red convertible car - top of the line and fully loaded.
The snail exclaimed, "It is perfect! But first, I want a big S painted on the hood, the trunk, and all of the doors."
The sales assistant was excited about the big commission but very confused about the snail's request. So he had to ask, "We can definitely do the paint job, but are you sure you want to paint on the car? What if it lowers the resale value of the car?"
The snail said, "Listen, my whole life has been boring and slow. No one has ever noticed me. But when they see me driving in this beauty of a car, they will say, "Wow, look at that S car go!"