Daily Joke: Policeman Stops a Man Who Drives Away but Then Returns
One early morning, a man was driving on the main road at a steady speed. It was still a little dark, and there appeared to be only a few other vehicles visible on the road.
Even though the man was in a hurry, he drove the car within the speed limit. But after a while, the man's car came to an unexpected halt. Apparently, he had been stopped by a police officer at a roadblock.
The cop asked the man to park his car on the side of the road. As soon as he had stopped the car, the cop walked over to the man's car and asked him to roll down the windows.
"Good morning, Sir! May I see your driver's license and registration?" asked the police officer.
The man was confused for a moment but thought it best to comply with the cop's request.
"Yes, sure, officer," replied the man.
He then opened the car's dashboard, searched for the papers, and handed them over to the police officer, all the while struggling with a question irking him.
"If you don't mind, officer, can you tell me why you are checking cars here in the middle of nowhere?" said the man. "That makes no sense."
The man could not decipher why he had been stopped and asked to show his papers. As far as he could recall, he had not violated any traffic rules. He was wearing his seat belt, adhered to the speed limit, and was not even using his phone.
While he was mentally processing the reason behind being stopped and interrogated, the police officer, who had heard his question earlier but paused to talk to a fellow officer, called out his attention and said:
"Well, Sir, we are actually looking for a bank robber. I hope that clears everything."
The man nodded to show that he had understood what the police officer said. Then he was handed back his papers and told he was good to go. After thanking the cop, the man drove away.
Five minutes passed, and the same man showed up again, driving into the exact spot from the other direction. He located the policeman, stopped his car, and rolled down his window.
When the policeman saw the same man, he walked over and asked him why he had come back again, to which he replied,
"Officer, I thought about it, and I'll do it."
It seems that the policeman found a brand new bank robber!
If this joke tickled your funny bones, you might like this one about a policeman who was patrolling an area at nighttime and saw a car parked on the side of the road. When he walked over to inspect the vehicle, he found the windows all steamed up.
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