Daily Joke: Guy Rescues a Drowning Woman from Certain Death and She Wants to Thank Him Properly
A young man went on an ocean trip one day for a refreshing time. While on the ship, something unexpected happened. The boat sounded like it hit something in the water, and it started shaking vigorously.
Everyone on the vessel began to panic as the situation continued. The captain and his crew tried all they could to keep the ship safe, but sadly, the boat capsized, and all that was in it was submerged in the surrounding water.
Fortunately, a young man on the ship survived and swam to a nearby island. On the island, he tried making a small shelter for himself with palms to prevent the harshness of the sea breeze.
When he was done building his home, the man walked further into the island in search of food and discovered that the only edible thing this island had was coconuts. But he was thankful that at least there was something to keep his stomach full.
The only big problem was that whenever he climbed a tree to get some coconuts, a dog appeared from nowhere and bit him on his buttocks.
He always had to fight this stubborn dog whenever he needed food, and this became a regular occurrence for months. One day, he was on top of a tree when he saw a gorgeous lady drowning in the ocean.
He ran to the scene and rescued her from the waters. He laid her down on the beach in order to revive her. The man performed all the survival techniques he knew, but it didn't work, and she wasn't breathing.
All that was left was to try expired air resuscitation. Thankfully, as the man gave her the kiss of life, the beautiful woman coughed out all the water in her system and opened her eyes.
With a deep sense of gratitude and joy, she hugged him tightly. She then winked as she asked with a soft voice if there was anything he wanted in return for the favor.
The man looked at her for a moment, and then his face lit up as he came up with an idea. He pointed to a dog sitting in a far distance on the beach and said:
"OK, hold that dog for a minute…."
If you enjoyed this joke, you might find this one even more hilarious. It is about a plane crash that had only two survivors, Scarlett Johansson and a man. What happened to them on the island will crack you up!