Daily Joke: Man with a Gambling Addiction Tries to Win a Prize from Machines at Walmart

One day, a man battling a gambling addiction walked into a Walmart store and as he made his way through the lobby, he noticed a Stacker cabinet, a claw machine, and a vending machine.

Upon seeing these machines, he began craving his addictions and decided to indulge. After feeling his pocket for cash, he excitedly walked over to the machines, ready to gamble.

First, he eyed the Stacker machine, with all the good prizes inside making his eyes pop. The man spent hours trying to get his block to the top to claim a prize, to no avail.

Every time he managed to reach the last row, the man ended up pushing the button seconds too late, causing him to lose his progress.

Eventually, the man gave up on the Stacker machine and strolled over to the claw machine. Peeking inside the claw machine, the man noticed a series of high-tier prizes among the rows of stuffed animals and plushies.

Determined to claim one for himself, the gambler grabbed the claw and reached for a price. Sadly, the man made several attempts to grab one, but his efforts proved futile. After trying for minutes to no avail, the man also gave up, disgusted by his failed attempts.

As a feeling of dejection swept over the gambling addict, he looked over at the vending machine and saw bags of chips inside for 50 cents! The frustrated man thought to himself, "Well at least here, I can't go wrong."

After saying that, the man took out his last two quarters and inserted them into the slot. He then pushed the button for the last bag of Doritos. He watched in horror as it got jammed inside the machine!

A MAN WAITS IN LINE TO BUY A SODA

One day, a man was thirsty and decided to go grab a soda from the vending machine. Upon reaching the machine, he found a guy already there and decided to wait in line behind him.

The guy kept buying soda, not minding that someone else was waiting patiently behind him. The man watched patiently as the guy inserted money into the machine and retrieved a drink over and over again.

But after watching the man repeat the process until he had a bag full of soda cans, the man decided to speak up. Leaning towards the guy, the man asked, "Why do you keep doing that? Are you ever going to give anyone else a turn?"

Without giving it much thought, the man smirked and replied, "You're just jealous because I've won every time!"

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Source: Upjoke, Reddit