Daily Joke: Man Helps Stranger Tie His Bow Tie In an Unusual Position

A man received an invitation for a formal dinner from one of his work colleagues. It was a high-society prestigious event, and he wanted to look his best possible self.

So the man bought a black tux for the occasion but didn't know how to tie the bow tie for his tux. There was still time for the dinner to begin, so he spent a good half an hour trying to tie it, but nothing helped.

It soon dawned upon him that he had spent a considerable amount of time trying to get his bow tie right and that he was running late. He frantically ran out of his hotel room and went straight into the hall, stopping the first man he saw.

"Hello. Ummm do you know how to tie a bow tie?" asked the man.

"Of course, I do," said the stranger.

The man was relieved to hear his reply, and he invited him into his room, so as not to make a spectacle of himself in front of others. The stranger agreed and followed the man into his hotel room.

Once inside, the stranger told the man to "quickly lay down on the bed." The man complied with his request, and the considerate stranger quickly tied his bow tie then helped him stand up on his feet.

He then took the man to the mirror, so he could appreciate his swift handiwork. The man was indeed impressed by the stranger's helpful gesture and thanked him from the bottom of his heart.

"Thank you, man. It looks perfect. But I have one question. Why did I have to lay down on the bed?" asked the man.

"That's because I'm an undertaker, and it's the only way I can do it," replied the stranger.

It turns out that the position the man was subjected to was the only comfortable way for the stranger to tie the bow tie!

ANOTHER TUX JOKE

In another joke, a store manager came back from his lunch break and called his clerk to help him with some work. When the clerk came, the manager noticed that his left hand was bandaged.

The store manager was about to ask him about his hand, but the clerk cut him off with a piece of good news.

"Guess what, sir?" said the clerk. "I finally succeeded in selling that terrible ugly suit we've had for so long!"

"Do you mean that repulsive pink-and-blue double-breasted thing?!" asked the manager.

"That's the one, sir!" replied the clerk gleefully.

"That's great!" screamed the manager. "Oh, I thought we'd never get rid of that monstrosity! That had to be the ugliest suit we've ever had! But tell me, why is your hand bandaged?"

"Oh!" said the clerk. "After I sold the guy that suit, his seeing-eye dog bit me."

Enjoyed reading these jokes? Here's another one that will make you laugh even more, and this one's about a mother-in-law who decided to gift two neckties to her son-in-law and invited him and her daughter for dinner.

Source: Upjoke, Upjoke