Daily Joke: Cake Shop Owner Explains Why He Uses Only Sweet Nicknames to Call His Wife
A man was exploring a small coastal town when he stumbled upon an adorable cake shop run by an elderly couple. The window was filled with a delicious display of their tasty-looking baked goods!
Intrigued by the window display, the man decided to venture inside the shop and get a cup of coffee. He walked up to the counter and said, "Hi. Can I have one tall coffee, please?"
The old man at the cashier nodded, turned to the kitchen, and yelled, "Sweetie! One tall coffee please!" He then turned to the man and asked, "With milk?"
"Yes, warm milk, please!" responded the customer. The old man turned back to the kitchen and yelled,
"With warm milk, my love!"
The customer thought the older man's loving names for his wife were so adorable, so he decided to ask for a slice of cake too, to see if the old man would continue using the sweet names. "Can I also have a slice of chocolate cake?"
The old man then turned to the kitchen and said, "Oh, love of my life! The gentleman would also like a slice of chocolate cake!"
How sweet, thought the customer. He wanted to see if the old man would continue to use the adorable names so, he asked for a few cookies next, "I would also love three black and white cookies to go."
The old man nodded, turned to the kitchen, and yelled, "Oh, the reason for my existence! The customer would also like three black and white cookies wrapped up to go!"
The man was so moved by the old man's loving nicknames for his wife, so he said, "Oh, it is so lovely to hear you call your wife all of those adorable nicknames. You don't see that anymore."
The old man started to chuckle and replied, "Oh no, son. It's just that I forgot the old hag's name a few years ago, and I have to call her something!"
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