Daily Joke: Policeman Left Stunned by a Lady He Stopped for Speeding

A woman was driving along the highway at a high rate of speed when a state trooper pulled her over. The cop walked briskly towards her and tapped the windshield lightly for her to roll it down.

After issuing her a warning for exceeding the posted speed limit, the cop proceeded to draw out his summons book and a pen, ready to write her a speeding ticket.

Leaning over the door, the policeman asked the driver to identify herself, starting with her name. She replied, “I am Mrs. Ladislav Abdulkhashim Zybkcicraznovskaya. I come from the Republic of Uzbekistan, and I'm visiting my daughter in Tallahassee."

After listening with a furrowed brow, the state trooper put away his writing materials and said: "Well… Ok… but don't let me catch you speeding again."

ANOTHER SPEEDING TICKET JOKE

One day, a woman decided to head to the countryside to visit her parents after spending months away. As she drove along the country road, free from the usual traffic congestion in a typical city road, the woman was tempted to drive faster.

Finally, she gave in, driving about 90 miles per hour. But a few meters down the road, a state trooper pulled her over, to her horror. The officer then alighted from his vehicle, walked over to her, and said: "Young lady, I've been waiting for you all day."

The woman became a little confused but decided right on time to seize the golden opportunity. Hence, she replied, "I'm so sorry officer. I got here as fast as I could!"

MORE ON SPEEDING

Once, a police officer spotted a driver moving along the freeway at speeds above the permissible limit. As if on cue, he activated his blue lights, prompting the traffic violator to pull over.

The cop exited his vehicle, walked towards the vehicle, and noticed a teenage driver. After writing out the motorist's details in his summons book, the officer tore out a ticket and handed it over to the man.

With a frown, the teenage motorist grumbled: "What am I supposed to do with this?" Eyeing the teenager with a look of seriousness, the officer replied:

"Keep it. When you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

Enjoyed the 3 jokes? Here is another one about a man who purchased a car after his wife left him and was caught speeding.

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