Daily Joke: Policeman Left Stunned by a Lady He Stopped for Speeding

A woman was driving along the highway at a high rate of speed when a state trooper pulled her over. The cop walked briskly towards her and tapped the windshield lightly for her to roll it down.

After issuing her a warning for exceeding the posted speed limit, the cop proceeded to draw out his summons book and a pen, ready to write her a speeding ticket.

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Leaning over the door, the policeman asked the driver to identify herself, starting with her name. She replied, “I am Mrs. Ladislav Abdulkhashim Zybkcicraznovskaya. I come from the Republic of Uzbekistan, and I'm visiting my daughter in Tallahassee."

After listening with a furrowed brow, the state trooper put away his writing materials and said: "Well… Ok… but don't let me catch you speeding again."

ANOTHER SPEEDING TICKET JOKE

One day, a woman decided to head to the countryside to visit her parents after spending months away. As she drove along the country road, free from the usual traffic congestion in a typical city road, the woman was tempted to drive faster.

The woman was tempted to drive faster | Photo: Pexels

The woman was tempted to drive faster | Photo: Pexels

Finally, she gave in, driving about 90 miles per hour. But a few meters down the road, a state trooper pulled her over, to her horror. The officer then alighted from his vehicle, walked over to her, and said: "Young lady, I've been waiting for you all day."

The woman became a little confused but decided right on time to seize the golden opportunity. Hence, she replied, "I'm so sorry officer. I got here as fast as I could!"

MORE ON SPEEDING

Once, a police officer spotted a driver moving along the freeway at speeds above the permissible limit. As if on cue, he activated his blue lights, prompting the traffic violator to pull over.

A police officer spotted a driver moving along the freeway at speeds above the permissible limit | Photo: Shutterstock

A police officer spotted a driver moving along the freeway at speeds above the permissible limit | Photo: Shutterstock

The cop exited his vehicle, walked towards the vehicle, and noticed a teenage driver. After writing out the motorist's details in his summons book, the officer tore out a ticket and handed it over to the man.

With a frown, the teenage motorist grumbled: "What am I supposed to do with this?" Eyeing the teenager with a look of seriousness, the officer replied:

"Keep it. When you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

The officer replied to the teenager with a look of seriousness | Photo: Pexels

The officer replied to the teenager with a look of seriousness | Photo: Pexels

Enjoyed the 3 jokes? Here is another one about a man who purchased a car after his wife left him and was caught speeding.

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