Daily Joke: Husband Asks His Wife If She Knows the New Neighborhood Pool Boy
One day, a man had many a few rounds of golf with his buddies from the neighborhood. The game was going well, and everyone was enjoying themselves.
However, the conversation quickly turned to the newest gossip of the neighborhood. One of the golfers asked him if he had met or heard about the Johnsons' pool boy.
His friend explained, "Have you seen that new pool boy the Johnsons hired? I heard he's had his way with all the women in the neighborhood except one."
Now worried about his wife, when the game finished, he hurried home to confront his wife. He found her and asked, "Honey, I heard the new pool boy has been with every woman in the neighborhood, except one...Do you know anything about that?"
His wife then said, "I bet it's Kathy. She's always been such a prude."
That's probably not what he wanted to hear! For another funny couple joke, check out the one below about a husband looking to reduce costs!
REDUCING HOUSEHOLD COSTS
A man had created a very lavish life for himself and his wife because of his job as an executive on Wall Street. They had everything anyone could have ever wanted — the newest cars, a beautiful big house, a personal chef, and a live-in maid. They also had a gardener who kept their garden in top condition and a pool boy who made sure the pool was always sparkling blue.
After the Wall Street crisis, the executive got a much smaller salary than he was used to, so he reviewed his budgets to see where he could reduce costs, so his family did not overspend.
Finally, he went to discuss his findings with his wife. "Okay, honey, we have to reduce our household costs. I've crunched the numbers, and if you start cleaning and cooking, then we can fire the maid and the chef," he told her.
The wife replied, "Well, I've crunched the numbers too, and if you learn how to make love properly, we can fire the gardener and the pool boy."
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