Daily Joke: Jeff Tells His Friend What ‘Logic’ Is
Jeff and his friend, Tim, were hanging out at their local bar when the conversation turned to education. Jeff admitted that he did not finish his education, so he decided to head to the community college to sign up for a few classes.
So the following week, Jeff found himself at the local community college, talking to a student advisor on what subjects he would sign up for. The student advisor said, "We will sign you up for Math, English, Science, and...Logic."
Jeff was perplexed and asked, "What's logic?"
"Well," said the advisor, "I will give you an example. Do you have a lawnmower?"
"Yes, I do own a lawnmower," replied Jeff.
"Okay, if you have a lawnmower, " explained the advisor, "then I assume you must have a yard?"
Jeff nodded, "Well, yes, I do own a yard."
"And if you own a lawn, then I assure you must own a house?" inquired the advisor.
"Yes, I do own a house!" Jeff replied excitedly.
"And if you own a house, I assume you probably have a wife." The advisor continued.
"Yes, I have a beautiful wife," Jeff replied.
"Alright, and if you have a wife, then I assume you must have kids and therefore have a family, don't you?"
"Yes, I do have a family," said Jeff, "Wow! You figured all that out just because I said I have a lawnmower? Logic is amazing!"
A few days later, Jeff found himself at the bar with Tim. The two were catching up on the happenings of the past week when Tim asked him, "So Jeff, how is that education thing going?"
Jeff excitedly replied, "It's going great so far. I'm taking a math class, an English class, a science class, and get this, a logic class too!"
"Wow!" exclaimed Tim, "But what's logic?"
"Well, let me give you an example," said Jeff. "Do you own a lawnmower?"
Tim thought about it for a second and responded, "Oh no, I don't. Why?"
"Well," said Jeff, "then you're gay."
Not sure if Jeff completely understands logic just yet.
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