Daily Joke: Man Stole Shirts of Two Drunks Who Had No Idea
Carl and John met in a bar after a long time. They had both become busy in their lives and barely got a chance to even speak on the phone, so they decided to make the most of their time together.
"How are you doing, man? The last time we met, you were struggling in your love life. I hope all is good now," said Carl.
"Oh, man. It's been hard. My love life is pretty much the same. Nothing has changed," replied John with a broody expression.
"What happened? Aren't you in a relationship anymore?" asked Carl.
"Dude, I was in a relationship until I got dumped last week. And now I don't see much hope," answered John, still sounding sad.
"Don't worry, I'm sure things happened for the best. Try to have fun with your family and friends, and before you know it, the right person will come around," said Carl in a comforting tone.
"Thanks, man. Anyway, let's not talk about such depressing topics. How about we indulge in a bet or two, just like old times?" said John.
"I don't understand what you mean," replied Carl with a puzzled expression.
"Bottoms up, man!" screamed John at the top of his voice.
Soon afterward, the two friends began downing drinks, one after the other. They drank all night and reached a point where even the bartender refused to offer them any more drinks. Then they began their walk of shame, finding the exit and heading out.
It was dark outside and they could barely keep themselves from stumbling at every step. However, they continued walking drunk, tripping on bumps and gaps in the road. Suddenly, they came across a beautiful house and stopped to appreciate the view.
"Wow, man. Just look at that splendor. I wish I had a house that big," cried Carl.
"Indeed. Oh, wait. Can we perhaps push this house and take it along with us?" asked John.
"Eh, I bet we can push that. Nice idea, dude!" replied Carl.
"Yeah, but let's take our shirts off so we don't get paint on them," suggested John.
Soon afterward, they took off their shirts and hung them on a nearby tree branch. Then they began pushing the house, and while they were at it, a robber took advantage of the situation and stole their shirts.
Three minutes passed, and the two of them were still busy propelling the building forward. Then Carl said:
"John! Look, we left our shirts behind. Let's keep pushing."
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