My Ex Dumped Me for My Thinner Best Friend. Six Months Later, His Mother Called Me on Their Wedding Day — and I Almost Wish I'd Said No
June 05, 2026


A young Italian couple went out to a Chinese restaurant for date night. The man knew purely Italian while the woman was studying oriental languages, majoring in Chinese, particularly Cantonese.
When they got to the restaurant, they realized that the waiter couldn't speak a word of Italian. To make things worse, the Italian translation of the menu was nothing to write home about, so they couldn't understand anything.

As soon as the woman tasted the meal, she knew it wasn't duck. | Photo: Shutterstock
Nevertheless, they managed to power through the difficulties and settled on ordering something that sounded like a duck meal. After a few minutes, the waiter returned with their meals, and dinner began.
While they were eating, the wife noticed that the meal didn't taste anything like a duck. She said to her boyfriend, "Honey, I'm not sure it's duck." Confused, the boyfriend responded:
"I don't know, never tried duck before, but let me call the waiter. Maybe he brought us the wrong dishes."

The boyfriend summoned the waiter to know more about the meal. | Photo: Shutterstock
The guy summoned the waiter, and when he arrived, they tried to inform him of their observation. In very poor Italian, the confused waiter said to the couple, "Yes? You no like?"
The boyfriend quickly answered, saying he and his girlfriend liked the dish. However, they were just curious about what meat it was since they were sure it wasn't duck meat. Still, the waiter didn't understand.
The boyfriend was getting frustrated, so the girlfriend decided to intervene. She proceeded to ask the waiter about the dish in Cantonese, and to her surprise, the guy answered. However, it was in Mandarin.
While she was thrilled that he understood Cantonese, she was disappointed that he could only speak Mandarin. The boyfriend asked if she managed to catch anything he said, but the girlfriend couldn't.

The waiter couldn't speak Cantonese and the couple got more confused | Photo: Shutterstock
The boyfriend then decided to try his luck again. He pointed to his plate and said, "quack quack?" The waiter also pointed to the plate and responded, "No no, woof woof."
The lovebirds were frustrated because they thought the waiter was beginning to run a joke on them. However, two weeks later, they saw in the news that the restaurant was forced to close for selling dog meat and they both ran to the toilet to throw up.
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