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March 15, 2018

New school driver and the Sesame Street bus

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A weird and wonderfully funny experience on a school bus.

A man was excited to get a new job as a driver on a school bus driver for elementary school children. He'd always been a huge Sesame Street fan so he thought it would be nice to paint the school bus with his favorite characters:  Bert and Ernie, Big Bird, The Cookie Monster and the rest of the gang.

At his first stop, on his very first day, there was a very overweight little girl waiting at the first stop. He opened the door and said,

" Hi, I'm the new bus driver. What is your name?" The girl said that her name was Pattie.

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Waiting at the next stop was another overweight little girl. He said, "Hi, I'm the new bus driver. What is your name?" She said that her name was Pattie also.

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At the next stop, there was a grown woman and a little boy. The bus driver said, "Hi, I'm the new bus driver. What is your name?"

The woman said, "His name is Ross and he is my son." She continued, "He is very, very special, so I want you to take extra good care of him."

The bus driver replied, "No problem. He can have this seat right behind me and I can watch him carefully in the mirror."

At the next stop, there was this little country boy standing there. The little boy was wearing tattered overalls and had no shoes or socks on his feet. The poor little boy had trouble walking because of bunions all over his feet.

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The bus driver said, "Hi, I'm the new bus driver. What is your name?"

The little boy replied, "My name is Lester Cleese." Little Lester sat in the first row, and picked at his bunions all the way to the school, nearly driving the driver crazy.

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Later that night, at home, his wife asked him how his first day on the new job was.

The man replied: "Well, I had Two Obese Patties, Special Ross, Lester Cleese Picking Bunions On A Sesame Street Bus."

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