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Horse and a chicken found a Mercedes

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Mar 19, 2018
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After encountering a problem, they found an interesting solutio to it that will have you in stitches!

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A horse and a chicken were walking down a country road when they saw that there was some corn just across a ditch next to the road. The horse quickly walked over to eat the corn.

Before he got to there he unfortunately became stuck in the mud. For all his trying and tugging, he could not get out of the mud.

Realizing where they were, he came up with a solution, and he said to the chicken, "Hey, go over to that farm house and get some help to get me out of this mud."

When the chicken reached the farm house, he couldn't find anybody to help him get the horse out of the mud.

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Instead, he noticed that there was a Mercedes parked in the driveway at the farmhouse, and that the keys were in the ignition.

Source: Pixabay

Source: Pixabay

The chicken hopped into the vehicle, and drove the Mercedes back down the road to where the horse was stuck. Then he tied a rope he had also found to the Mercedes and threw the other end to the horse.

Quick like a bunny the horse was out of the mud.

The two proceeded down the road again, and before long they saw some more corn on the side of the road. This time it was the chicken that crossed over the ditch to get to the corn.

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As luck would have it, the chicken got stuck in the mud, the same way that the horse had

The chicken tells the horse to do as he did, saying: "Hey, go get that Mercedes and pull me out of this mud."

The horse surveys the problem and says, "I think I can straddle this ditch as it is not too big. When I do, just grab my dick and I'll pull you out of the mud."

The horse does as he say sand the chicken is pulled out of the mud.

So what is the moral of this story? When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks!

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