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A terribly overweight blonde and the perfect diet

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Mar 16, 2018
10:02 P.M.

The woman was desperate to lose weight, so she paid a visit to her doctor for some advice.

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A terribly overweight blonde woman goes to her doctor about her weight, so her doctor immediately puts her onto a strict diet.

"I want you to eat vegetables and grains for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you will have lost at least 5 pounds."

But when the blonde returned, the doctor was incredibly shocked to realize that she had lost not just 5 pounds, but nearly 20 pounds!

Naturally, he wanted to know how the woman had managed to lose so much more weight than he had predicted with his dieting advice.

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"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"

The blonde nodded, but what she told the doctor next shocked the doctor even more.

"I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."

"From hunger, you mean?" he asked.

"No, from skipping!"

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