This tough mouse don't play around!

Manuela Cardiga
Mar 20, 2018
01:27 P.M.
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Three Tough Mice


Three mice were sitting in a bar drinking shots of whiskey and talking about how tough they were.

The first mouse slams a shot and says, "I play with mouse traps for fun. I'll run into one on purpose and as it is closing on me, I grab the bar and bench press it twenty or thirty times." And with that, he slams down another shot.

Source: Pexels

Source: Pexels

The second mouse slams a shot and says, "That's nothing. I take those Decon poison tablets, cut them up and snort them just for the fun of it." And with that, he slams another shot.

Source: Flickr

Source: Flickr

The third mouse slams a shot gets up and walks away. The first two mice look at each other, and then turn to the third house and ask, "Where the hell are you going?"

The third mouse stops and replies, "Can't hang around with you wimps. I'm going home to screw the cat."

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