Online dating vs the church

Ksenia Novikova
Aug 24, 2018
05:13 A.M.

This is a hilarious story of how a boy went to confess to his priest but cleverly managed to receive more reward than what he had hoped for.


Once a young Italian boy decided to go to his priest to confess for the sins he believed he committed. So sitting before the priest, he said, “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.”

At this, the priest said, “Is that you, little Joey Pagano?”

The boy immediately replied, “Yes, Father. It is.”

“So tell me. Who was the girl that you were with?”

“I’m afraid, I cannot tell you her name, Father. I do not want her name to be disclosed. I don’t want to ruin her reputation.”

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Source: Freepik


The priest smiled at this. “Well, Joey. I’m going to find out her name sooner or later so you might as well tell me this now. Was it Tina Minetti?”

“I can’t tell you, Father,” the boy insisted. “I’m sorry.”

“Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?” the priest pressed.

“I won’t say.”

“Was it Nina Capelli?”

“I’m sorry, but I’ll never say her name.”

Source: Freepik

Source: Freepik

But the priest was in no mood of letting the matter go. “Was it Cathy Piriano?”

“My lips are sealed, Father.”


“Well, I see,” the priest replied slowly. “Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?”

“Please, Father,” the boy begged. “I cannot tell you her name.”

Finally, the priest’s patience ran out and he accepted his defeat. “Well, I see you’re very tight-lipped. And I admire that.”

After a while, he added, “However, you’ve sinned so you have to atone.”

The boy kept quiet and waited for the punishment coming his way.

“You cannot be an altar boy now for four months. Now, you go and behave yourself.”

The boy quietly left and walked back to his pew. His friend leaned in and whispered in his ears, “What did you get?”

The boy had a wide grin on his face. “Four months vacation and five good leads!”

This hilarious story was published on Bored Daddy.

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