Once three couples were trying to get married, but they had one simple task to accomplish before they could happily get married.
This hilarious story begins with three couples, of varying age groups – a young couple, a middle-aged couple, and an elderly couple - who wanted to get married at the same church. They visit the priest and talk with him agreeing upon when he thought they could get married.
The priest then gave them all one simple condition, “If you wish to get married in my church, you must all go one month without having sex.”
The couples were surprised at this but they returned without complaining. They wanted to somehow fulfill the priest’s condition so that they can be eligible for marrying in his church.
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When a month passed away, the three couples went before the priest. The priest then asked them if they had done what he asked of them.
He first asked the elderly couple, “Have you complete the month without sex?”
The couple replied, “Yes, it wasn’t difficult at all.”
The priest then turned to the middle-aged couple and asked, “Did you do what I asked of you?”
“It was difficult,” the couple replied, “But we managed to go an entire month without becoming physically intimate.”
The priest turned to the youngest couple. “And how about you?”
“We’re sorry, father, but we couldn’t do what you asked of us,” the couple replied.
“Why not? Tell me,” the priest insisted.
“Well my girlfriend had a can of corn in her hand and she accidentally dropped it. She bent over to pick it up and that's when it happened."
The priest solemnly replied, “You’re not welcome in my church.”
“Well, we’re not welcome in the supermarket either,” the boyfriend said.
This story was published on Ranker.