Some parents didn't expect these surprises when welcoming their babies into this world

Aug 28, 2018
07:38 A.M.

Jokes lighten our day and never fail to put a smile on our faces, especially in today's scenario, when people have gotten so busy in their lives that they don't get much time to relax and enjoy.


Below are some jokes that reveal the hilarious aspect of parenthood. These humorous incidents show that parents should be prepared to face the challenges of raising their children.

The babies with a plan

Three babies in their mother's womb were discussing what they wished to be when they grow up and were out in the world on their own.

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The first baby said that he wanted to be a plumber. The other two babies found this hilarious and laughed.

They asked him the reason he wanted to be a plumber. The baby replied, “So I can fix the pipes in here, it's kinda leaky.”

The second baby said that he wished to be an electrician. The other babies thought this was sort of funny too and asked him the reason. The second one answered, “Because I want to get some lights in here, it’s dark!”

Source: Freepik

Source: Freepik


The third baby said that he wanted to a boxer. The other babies found this so hilarious that they laughed hard for a full five minutes.

They asked why in the world he would want to be a boxer to which the third baby proudly replied, “So I can beat the hell out of that bald guy who keeps coming in here and spitting on us.”

An angry mother

A woman boarded a bus along with her baby. The bus driver looked at her baby and said that her baby was the ugliest baby he had ever seen in his life, “Ugh,” he added.

The woman moved to the rear end of the bus and sat down, enraged. She said to a man sitting next to her that the driver had just humiliated her.

Source: Freepik

Source: Freepik


The man said, “You go right up to the driver and give him a piece of your mind- go ahead, I'll hold your monkey and keep an eye on him for you.”

The anxious father

A man, named Wilson, was sitting in the waiting area of the hospital after his wife had gone into labor. There were three other men in the waiting room along with him.

A nurse entered the waiting room and said to the person waiting beside the man, “Congratulations sir, you have been blessed with twins!”

The man replied, “Go figure, I work in for the Doublemint Chewing Gum Company.” after which he followed the nurse to his wife's room.

Source: Freepik

Source: Freepik


After about an hour, the same nurse walked into the waiting area and said that Mr. Smith's wife had given birth to triplets.

Smith stood up from his chair and said, “How about that, I work for the 3M company.”

The fourth man in the room got up and started to leave the room. When Wilson asked him where he was going, the man replied, “I figure I need some fresh air,” and added, “I work for 7-UP.”

Source: Jokes4all.

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