Here is a joke that shows a hilarious situation in which a husband gets a taste of his own medicine when he finds out that his Texan wife does not plan to comply with his orders.
Three friends got married to women from different countries. One friend married a girl from Greece. He informed her that she had to do all the dishes and clean the house.
The wife got to work right away, and though it took her a couple of days, she finished all the work on the third day.
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The man came home and noticed that the place was clean, all the dishes washed and placed in the right places.
The second friend married a girl from Thailand. He instructed his wife to do all the cleaning, dishes and cooking as well.
The Thai wife too took some time to get all the things done. She made a little progress on the first day and a little more on the third.
On the third day, the man finally saw their house was sparkly clean, the dishes washed and a big meal was spread out on the dinner table.
The third friend married a girl from Texas. The man gave her a list of chores. She had to clean the house, wash all the dishes, do the laundry and had to prepare three meals a day.
The first day he hardly saw anything, and it was almost the same on the second day as well.
By the third day, he found that the swelling had decreased to some extent and he could see a little out of his left eye. Also, his arm was just enough that he could make a sandwich for himself and load the dishwasher too. Unfortunately, he had some difficulty peeing.
Another story showed the extraordinary sense of humor of a wife when she decided to do something about her husband's laziness.
A husband was glued to a football game on the television at his home when his wife interrupted him.
She asked him to fix one of the lights as it was flickering to which the husband angrily replied and asked her if she can see a GE logo printed on his forehead and declined to fix it.
The wife let the comment go and asked him if he could fix the door of the refrigerator because it was not closing right. The husband questions her again. He asked her if there was 'Westinghouse' written on his forehead.
The wife let the second comment slide as well. She then asked him, “Then at least you could fix the steps to the front door? They are about to break.”
His replied that he was not a carpenter and did not want to fix steps. He said, “Does it look like I have ‘Ace Hardware’ written on my forehead? I don’t think so. I’ve had enough of you. I’m going to the bar!”
The husband then went to the bar and started drinking. After a couple of hours, he felt guilty about the way he behaved with his wife and decided to go home. .
When he reached home, he observed that the stairs at the front door were fixed. Entering inside, he noticed that the light is no longer flickering.
He saw that the fridge door had been fixed when he got there to have a beer. Surprised, he asked, “Honey,” he asks, “how did all this get fixed?”
“Ah well, when you left I sat outside and cried. Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him. He offered to do all the repairs, and all I had to do was either go to bed with him or bake a cake,” the wife said
He then asked about the kind of cake she baked for the man.
She replied, “Helloooo, do you see ‘Betty Crocker’ written on my forehead? I don’t think so.”
Source: Bored Daddy.
February 20, 2019