These jokes have a religious touch, but they'll make you laugh until your sides hurt, nonetheless.
NUN USES BEDPAN FOR GAS
Aside from performing her duties as a nun, Sister Mary was also very active in various hospitals visiting sick patients and taking care of all their needs.
When she ran out of gas one day, the only container she could find to put the gas into was a bedpan.
Sister Mary happily walked two blocks to the closest gas station, filled up the bedpan with gas and headed back to her car.
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Luck would have it that as Sister Mary started tipping the gas into the fuel tank, the traffic light turned red and she had quite a large audience witnessing the spectacle.
Just when she finished pouring in the last drops of gas a fellow opened up his window and hollered, “I swear! If that car starts I’m becoming a religious man!"
PUKING INTO A DONATION BOX
Little Bob went with his mom to church every Sunday. In the middle of the service one morning, Bob complained that he was feeling a bit queasy and was afraid he was going to puke.
“No problem dear,” whispered his Mom in his ear, “just head on over to the bathroom on the other side of the Church, and take care of it there.”
Thirty seconds later Bob came back.
“Did you go to the bathroom?” his mom asked.
“No need,” responded Bob. “Right outside the door was a big box with a sign next to it ‘for the sick’, so I just did it in there!"
BECOMING A MINISTER FOR THE WRONG REASON
I was a little surprised when my son suddenly announced one day after church, “I am thinking of being a Minister when I grow up.”
“Why is that?” I asked.
“Well, I figure I have to go to church on Sundays anyway, and I think it’ll be more fun to stand and yell then to just sit and listen.”
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