A vegetarian tries to hide his desire for meat from his friends and it backfires

We hear a lot of jokes about vegetarians, and although they may seem hilarious to meat eaters, these jokes may not be that funny from a vegetarian or vegan person's point of view.

Nevertheless, they can't escape from being made fun of, because vegan food jokes will continue to be made and entertain non-vegetarians and vegetarians alike.

But one of the jokes below is directed at meat eaters, and it shows that when vegetarians have had enough, they can retaliate with their hilarious jokes!

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Joke # 1

A vegetarian society had a leader, and he had had enough. He was craving for meat and was not able to control himself any longer. He told himself that he would just try some pork and see how it tasted.

So on a hot summer day, he told the members of his society that he was going on a holiday. He packed his stuff and skipped out of town.

He went to a non-vegetarian restaurant, and after getting a table, he sat down and ordered a roasted pig. He was impatient and couldn't wait to taste the roasted meat dish.

After some time had passed, he heard someone call out his name. He turned towards the sound and was annoyed to see that it was one of the members of his society.

The fellow member was walking towards him, and at the exact moment, a waiter walked over with his order of a massive platter of a roasted pig with an apple stuck in its mouth.

“Isn't that something,” the leader of the vegetarian society said just after a couple of seconds, “all I did was order an apple, and look what has come along with it!”

Joke # 2

Vegan Bodybuilder Robert Cheeke said that an everyday diet of a non-vegetarian includes flesh, muscles, blood, veins tendons, hen periods, cow secretions, and bee vomit.

He said meat eaters use the scooped out rectum of a dead turkey as a substitute to a pressure cooker for stuffing once a year during a holiday called as Thanksgiving in November.

He questioned that in spite of all that, people around the world think that vegans are strange because they eat tofu.

These jokes were shared by Great Clean Jokes and Happy Cow.