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Top 5 jokes about marriage problems that will make adults burst out laughing

Mary Scott
Oct 25, 2018
03:24 P.M.

Anyone who’s been married will tell you it’s not a bed of roses. These five jokes aptly describe a marriage that has gone wrong somewhere.

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COUNTING CONDOMS

A boy goes to the drug store with his dad and sees the condom display.

Boy: "Dad, why do they do packs of one condom?"

Dad: "Those are for the high-schoolers for Friday nights."

Boy: "So, why do they make packs of three?"

Dad: "For the college guys for Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights."

Boy: "Then why do they make packs of 12?"

Dad: "Those are for married couples -- you know, January, February, March."

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CHEATING

A woman was in bed having sex with her husband's friend when the telephone rang.

After hanging up, she says, ''That was Harry, but don't worry -- he won't be home for a while. He's playing cards with you.''

TEACHER CRUSH

In kindergarten, he had a little crush on his kindergarten teacher, which I think is normal. I think for just about everybody, at some point in your life, there's one teacher you had a secret crush on.

For me, it's my wife's aerobic teacher.

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THE 45 DIFFERENCE

Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

A: 45 lbs.

Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

A: 45 minutes.

DEAD AGAIN

During a funeral, the pallbearers accidentally bump into a wall and hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find out that the woman is actually alive.

She lives for ten more years and then dies. There is another funeral for her. At the end of the service, the pallbearers carry out the casket.

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As they are walking out, the husband cries out, "Watch out for the wall!"

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Interested in more jokes? Check out these ones about why you should never mess with smart women.

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