Woman invites her lover over while her husband is at work, not realizing her son is at home
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Without realizing her son is at home, the woman decides to invite her lover over. Her husband is at work at the time.
When her son sees them together, the boy gets curious and hides in the closet to watch them.
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Unexpectedly, the husband comes home, and the wife rushes the lover into the closet not knowing her son is there.
The little boy says: “It’s dark in here.”
The man says: “Yes, it is.”
Boy: “I have a baseball.”
Man: “That’s nice.”
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Boy: “Want to buy it?”
Man: “No, thanks.”
Boy: “My dad’s outside.”
Man: “OK, how much?”
Boy: “$250?
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In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.
Boy: “It’s dark in here.”
Man: “Yes, it is.”
Boy: “I have a baseball glove.”
The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy: “How much?”
Boy: “$750?
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Man: “Fine.”
A few days later, the father says to the boy: “Grab your glove, let’s go outside and have a game of catch.”
The boy says: “I can’t, I sold my baseball and my glove.”
The father asks: “How much did you sell them for?”
Boy: “$1,000?
The father says: “That’s terrible to overcharge your friends like that… that is way more than those two things cost.”
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“I’m going to take you to church and make you confess.”
They go to the church, and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth, and he closes the door.
The boy says: “It’s dark in here.”
The priest says: “Don’t start that crap again.”
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