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Woman, 63, overreacts to her doctor's words, but turns out they healed her

Mary Scott
Dec 04, 2018
05:20 A.M.

Everybody needs a good laugh now and then. Yes, even you! That’s why we bring you this hilarious tale of a mischievous doctor who decided to trouble a senior patient.

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A 63-year-old woman went to her doctor's office but met with one of the new doctors at the facility. Surprisingly, after about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming and running down the hall.

An older doctor met her in the hallway and asked what the problem was. After she explained, he had her sit and relax in another room while he marched to the first doctor.

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The older doctor burst into the younger doctor's office and demanded:

"What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she's pregnant?"

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The new doctor smiled smugly as he continued to scribble notes on his clipboard. After a while, he turned to the older doctor and asked:

"Cured her hiccups though, didn't it?"

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If you liked that joke, you'd love this next one about a doctor’s brilliant answer to a man concerned about his wife’s sleep-talking.

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An extremely agitated husband went to the physician’s office. He had trouble waiting his turn, and when it finally came, the man ran into the consulting room.

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“What brings you to see me, sir?” asked the doctor.

“I am worried because my wife talks at night,” he replied.

“What have you both been talking about?” the doctor asks again.

“No doctor!” the husband exclaims. “I haven’t been speaking with her. It’s my wife that has been doing all the talking, and it really worries me!”

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"Really? So what has your wife been talking about in her dreams that get you so worried?"

"Every night, she whispers 'No, Julian, no!' and it annoys me so much that…"

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“Well, I don’t think that’s the worst thing a woman can say in here dream,” the doctor cuts in. “Why are you so troubled?”

“You don’t get it, Doc! I'm not Julian, I'm Benjamin! And when my wife calls the name of another man all night, I can't sleep. It's bugging me.”

“It shouldn’t worry you,” the doctor says pointedly.

Confused, the husband stares at him with a question in his eyes. The doctor continued:

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“You shouldn’t be nervous or worried because your wife has not stopped saying ‘NO!’”

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We hope you got a good laugh out of those jokes. Check out these 5 jokes that anyone who has been married can relate to.

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