Daily Joke: Police Officer Stops an Elderly Woman for Speeding but Didn't Expect the Turn of Events

Some people have the wrong idea about the elderly, fooled by their appearance and diminishing abilities, and taking them for helpless and innocent beings when in reality they know every trick from the book.

It doesn’t matter what kind of training this law enforcer had to become an officer. Nothing prepared this policeman to deal with the mind game he was a victim of when he ran into a mischievous grandmother.

Source: AmoMama

Source: AmoMama

Not only did she get her way with him, but she also made him look like a fool with his peers. An older lady was pulled over for speeding, and this is the conversation that followed.

Older Woman: "Is there a problem, Officer?"

Officer: "Ma’am, you were speeding."

Older Woman: "Oh, I see."

Officer: "Can I see your license, please?"

Older Woman: "I’d give it to you, but I don’t have one."

Stylish elderly woman wearing a hat | Source: Pexels

Stylish elderly woman wearing a hat | Source: Pexels

Officer: "Don’t have one?"

Older Woman: "Lost it four years ago for drunk driving."

Officer: "I see… Can I see your vehicle registration papers, please?"

Older Woman: "I can’t do that."

Officer: "Why not?"

Older Woman: "I stole this car."

Officer: "Stole it?"

Older Woman: "Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner."

A policeman standing beside his vehicle | Source: Pexels

A policeman standing beside his vehicle | Source: Pexels

Officer: "You what?"

Older Woman: "His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see them."

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car, and calls for backup. Within minutes, five police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half-drawn gun.

Officer 2: "Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle, please!"

The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Older woman: "Is there a problem, sir?"

Officer 2: "One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner."

Older Woman: "Murdered the owner?"

Officer 2: "Yes, could you open the trunk of your car, please."

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing inside.

Policemen walking down a pathway | Source: Pexels

Policemen walking down a pathway | Source: Pexels

Officer 2: "Is this your car, ma’am?"

Older Woman: "Yes, here are the registration papers."

The first officer was quite stunned.

Officer 2: "One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license?"

The woman digs into her handbag, pulls out a clutch purse, and hands it to the officer. The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: "Thank you, ma’am. One of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner."

Older Woman: "Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too."

Moral: Don’t mess with little old ladies!

Before you go, here's another one! This time, a cop pulled an old lady over because she was driving slowly. You won't believe what transpired between them!

Sitting on the side of the highway, a State Police Officer, waiting to catch speeding drivers, sees a car driving slowly along at 22 MPH. He says to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!"

So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. He notices five old ladies as he approaches the car. Two are seated in front and three in the back. Their eyes are wide open, and they look as white as ghosts.

The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand. I was going exactly at the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"

Officer: "Ma'am, you weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers."

"Slower than the speed limit? No, sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly… Twenty-Two miles an hour!" the old woman says a bit proudly. While trying to contain a chuckle, he explains to her that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit. 

A bit embarrassed, the old lady grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.

Officer: "But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask… Is everyone in this car ok? These women seem awfully shaken, and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time."

Old lady: "Oh, they'll be alright in a minute, officer. We just got off Route 119."

Grandparents might have the world at the palm of their hands with their life experiences, accumulated wisdom, and great comebacks, but there is something they can’t control that easily: their grandchildren.

If you want to have a good laugh thanks to the interactions of grandparents and grandchildren, we strongly recommend these top 5 jokes about what only grandchildren can come up with. 

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