Older lady gets pulled over for speeding
Some people have the wrong idea about the elderly, fooled by their appearance and diminishing abilities, taken then for helpless and innocent being when in reality they know every trick from the book.
It doesn’t matter what kind of training this law enforcer had to become an officer. Nothing prepared this policeman to deal with the mind game he was a victim of when he ran into a mischievous grandmother.
Not only she got her way with him, but she also made him look like a fool with his peers. Read more on our Twitter account @amomama_usa
An older lady gets pulled over for speeding, and this is the conversation that followed.
-Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
-Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.
-Older Woman: Oh, I see.
-Officer: Can I see your license, please?
-Older Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.
-Officer: Don’t have one?
-Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
-Officer: I see… Can I see your vehicle registration papers, please?
-Older Woman: I can’t do that.
-Officer: Why not.
-Older Woman: I stole this car.
-Officer: Stole it?
-Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
-Officer: You what?
-Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half-drawn gun.
-Officer 2: Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle, please!
The woman steps out of her vehicle.
-Older woman: Is there a problem sir?
-Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
-Older Woman: Murdered the owner?
-Officer 2: Yes, could you open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
-Officer 2: Is this your car, ma’am?
-Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned.
-Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
-Officer 2: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
-Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.
Moral: Don’t mess with little old ladies!
Grandparents might have the world at the palm of their hands with their life experiences, accumulated wisdom, and great comebacks, but there is something they can’t control that easily: their grandchildren.
If you want to have a good laugh thanks to the interactions of grandparents and grandchildren, we strongly recommend you these top 5 jokes about what only grandchildren can come up with.