Daily Joke: Old Lady Uses a Hilarious Excuse to Not Pay Her Expensive Hotel Bill
This joke about an old lady is the reason why you shouldn't mess with senior citizens. They have wit and can easily outplay you if they want to.
The 70-year-old woman decided to stay overnight in an expensive hotel as a treat for her birthday. After enjoying her special night in the hotel, she was shocked when the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.
The old lady was furious at this, and she immediately demanded to know why she was charged such a hefty amount. She told the clerk:
“It’s a nice hotel but the rooms certainly aren’t worth $250 for just an overnight stay! I didn’t even have breakfast!"
When the clerk explained that $250 is the standard rate, the old lady insisted on speaking with the manager.
The manager arrived and explained that the hotel "has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center which are available for guests.”
“But I didn’t use them,” the old lady said. To which the manager replied, "Well, they are here, and you could have.”
The manager further explained to her that she could have seen one of the in-hotel shows offered by the hotel. “We have the best entertainers from the world over performing here,” he said.
“But I didn’t go to any of those shows,” she complained. However, the manager’s reply was the same yet again, “Well, we have them, and you could have.”
No matter what facility he suggested, the old lady would only reply, “But I didn’t use it!” The manager then countered with his standard response. After several minutes of arguing with him, she relented and decided to pay.
He was astounded when she gave the check to him. “But madam, this check is just $50,” he said.
“That’s correct. I charged you $200.00 for sleeping with me,” the old lady replied. The manager turned pale and exclaimed, “But I didn’t!”
“Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have,” she told him.
Please share this story with your loved ones who might need a good laugh today. While this would get you reeling, this second joke is sure to make your tummy ache from laughter.
A haggard old lady in her late 80s was riding in a fancy hotel's elevator. On the second floor, a young, beautiful woman got into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume.
She smoothed down the skirt of her hot pink dress, looked down at the old lady, raised her nose snootily, and arrogantly said:
"Georgio Armani, $150 an ounce."
Just as she was speaking, the elevator doors opened, and a glamorous former supermodel, age 45, stepped into the elevator. She was draped in a mink stole and wore a pair of tall leather boots from Italy.
She heard what the younger woman said to the haggard old lady and flipped her hair: "Chanel, $200 an ounce."
The old lady's floor approached and the doors were opened, but she stopped and turned around right before she got out, making eye contact with the two snotty women.
Then she promptly bent over, farted, and said: "Broccoli, 49 cents a pound."
How's that for a good laugh? It's nice to forget about life for a while and just have a good old laugh.
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