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Daily Joke: Doctor Tells 60-Year-Old Woman She Is Pregnant

Ayesha Muhammad
Jul 17, 2021
12:15 A.M.

Today's jokes will have you laughing your heart out. The first joke is about an older woman who finds out she's pregnant and the second is about an elderly lady who calls the front desk to register a complaint.

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Surprises come in all shapes and sizes, and some of them can garner far intense reactions than others. Something similar happened to the elderly woman in this joke who went to see a doctor and was taken over by a whirlpool of emotions.

She burst into tears and went screaming down the hallway | Photo: Shutterstock

She burst into tears and went screaming down the hallway | Photo: Shutterstock

A 60-year-old woman, who was well past child-bearing years, went to a walk-in clinic for her regular check-up. She was received at the clinic by a young, new doctor, and after spending some time in the exam room, he told the woman that she was pregnant.

As soon as the woman learned about her pregnancy, she burst into tears and went screaming down the hallway. A senior doctor happened to be around at the time, and he saw the woman leaving in a frenzy, so he stopped to ask her what was the matter.

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The woman told the doctor what she had learned, and she was taken to another exam room. Soon afterward, the older doctor asked the woman to wait for some time, and he went to see the first doctor to demand an explanation.

"What is the matter with you? That lady is over 60 years old, has four grown children and several grandchildren! And you told her she was pregnant?"

The young doctor was busy taking notes on his clipboard, and without looking at the senior doctor, he replied: "Does she still have the hiccups?"

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AN ELDERLY WOMAN CALLED THE FRONT DESK TO COMPLAIN

Here's another joke about an elderly lady who called the front desk to register her complaint. "I am most offended! There is a man bathing in the room across the courtyard. His windows are open, and you can see everything. Please do something about it at once.”

After some time, a manager showed up at her door and said: "Please show me what you mean, and we will fix it right away."

The elderly woman then took the manager to her window and pointed across the courtyard. After taking a good look outside, he said, "Ma'am, the bushes block all but the top of his bathroom window. You can't see anything at all."

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"Oh, is that so? Well, you just climb up on top of that dresser and tell me what you can't see!" snapped the older woman.

Had fun reading these jokes? Share them with your loved ones, and check out another joke about an 88-year-old woman on her fourth marriage.

Sources: Reddit, Upjoke

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