Joke: Father Learns That His Daughter Can Predict the Future
A father put his 3-year-old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, "God bless mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma and good-bye grandpa."
Surprised, the man asked, “why did you say good-bye grandpa?” The girl said, "I don't know daddy, I just felt like I had to."
The next day, grandpa died.
The father thought it was a strange coincidence, but didn’t pay attention to it. A few months, later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers again: “God bless mommy, God Bless daddy, and good-bye grandma."
The next day the grandmother died.
"Holy cow!" thought the father, "this girl is in contact with the other side."
Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say, "God bless mommy and good-bye daddy."
He almost had a heart attack when she said that. The man couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch, and watched the clock.
The man believed that if he could get by until midnight, he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day, he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound.
Finally, midnight arrived; he breathed a sigh of relief and went home. When he got home his wife said, "I've never seen you work so late. What's the matter?" He said, "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life."
She said, "if you think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning, my boss died in the middle of a meeting!"