Daily Joke: A Father Learns That His Daughter Can Predict the Future
A father starts to believe that his daughter can predict the future after a couple of incidents. It all began when her prayers started to change in several instances.
When putting his 3-year-old daughter to sleep, a father usually tells a story and listens to her prayers. One night, she said: "God bless mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma, and goodbye grandpa."
Surprised, the man asked: “why did you say goodbye, grandpa?” The girl said, "I don't know, daddy, I just felt like I had to."
The next day, grandpa died.
The father thought it was a strange coincidence but ignored it. A few months later, the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers again. The same as what happened before, she said: “God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy, and goodbye Grandma."
The next day the grandmother died.
"Holy cow!" thought the father, "this girl is in contact with the other side."
When the girl was going to bed several weeks later, the dad heard her say: "God bless Mommy and goodbye, Daddy."
He almost had a heart attack when she said that. The man couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, watching the clock.
The man believed that if he could get by until midnight, he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day, he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch, and jumping at every sound.
Finally, midnight arrived; he breathed a sigh of relief and went home. When he got home, his wife said, "I've never seen you work so late. What's the matter?" He said, "I don't want to talk about it. I've just spent the worst day of my life."
She said, "if you think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning, my boss died in the middle of a meeting!"
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The dad definitely just had the worst day of his life indeed! Want another family story?
After a church service one Sunday morning, a young little boy suddenly told his mom that he wanted to be a minister when he grew up.
The mom was curious about how he came up with the decision as he used to say he wanted to become a firefighter, so she asked: "That's okay with us, but what made you decide that?"
"Well," the little boy started, "I have to go to church on Sunday anyway, and I figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell than to sit and listen."
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