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Joke: An Older Couple Discuss Making Love

Razia Meer
Feb 13, 2019
04:07 P.M.

Life begins at 60, but some challenges may come up in senior years that weren't there during youth. For instance, physical relationships require a bit more work or even the help of a little blue pill.

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Broaching the subject with a partner might be a cause for anxiety at times, but the couple below managed to make the conversation hilarious.

Senior couple with a bunch of flowers. | Source: Pixabay

Senior couple with a bunch of flowers. | Source: Pixabay

An older couple who were both widowed had been dating each other for quite some time. He was quite the charmer and she was very taken with him.

After many months together, they decided that since neither of them was getting any younger, it was finally time to get married.

Before the wedding, they went out to lunch and had a lengthy conversation about how their marriage would work. They discussed everything from finances to living arrangements, holidays, and family expectations.

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Senior couple dancing. | Source: Pixabay

Senior couple dancing. | Source: Pixabay

Finally, the man decided to bring up the topic of how their physical relationship would work since they had not consummated their relationship, both being extremely conservative.

“How do you feel about sex?” he asked nervously.

The woman paused for a moment blushing before giving her answer. “I would like it infrequently, dear,” she replied.

Woman sitting on man's lap. | Source: Pixabay

Woman sitting on man's lap. | Source: Pixabay

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The man scratched his head and asked:

“Is that one word or two?”

If you found that joke hilariously funny, here's another joke involving a mother that you just might relate to.

A senior woman went into her doctor’s office. “I’d like to have some birth control pills, please.”

Senior doctor. | Source: Pixabay

Senior doctor. | Source: Pixabay

Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute and then said: “Excuse me ma’am, but you’re well into menopause. What possible use could you have for birth control pills?”

The woman responded: “They help me sleep better.”

The doctor considered her answer carefully, then asked: “How in the world do birth control pills help you to sleep?”

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Senior woman. | Source: Pixabay

Senior woman. | Source: Pixabay

“Well,” the woman said, “I put them in my granddaughter’s orange juice every morning and I sleep much better every night!”

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