A Store Where a Woman May Go to Choose a Husband from among Many Men Has Opened
If a woman desires a husband, all she needs to do is go to this new store and make a choice.
So, this woman who has had a rough path with choosing a lover over the years decided to try out the new store. With the hopes of finding a suitable collection, she entered the shop.
The store has 6 floors and each floor is distinct from the other. So gently, she begins her journey towards acquiring a man.
There is, however, one rule. Once you're on a floor, any man from that collection is yours.
But once a customer leaves that floor, she can't change her mind and come back except when done and ready to leave the store.
Knowing this rule, the woman went on to shop
As she reaches the first floor, the message on the door reads,
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
Upon reading this, the woman thought to herself,
"Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?"
So she kept climbing the stairs till she got to the second floor. The sign reads;
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
"Hmm," she thought, "well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?"
So she kept going.
At the third floor, the sign reads;
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.
"Better," she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"
With this, she continued her journey to the fourth floor where she found the message,
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework.
"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!"
At the fifth floor, she saw,
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.
Now she is even more excited than ever to find out what awaits her on the last floor. So she thought,
"Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?"
On getting to the sixth floor, the sign reads;
Floor 6 - You are visitor 6,875,953,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. Kindly exit the building!!
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
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