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Moses, Jesus and an Old Man Go Golfing

Jaimie-lee Prince
Mar 02, 2019
03:03 A.M.
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This joke goes back to biblical times with a new twist, Moses, Jesus, and an old man are playing golf. You'll be shocked and amused to find out what happens.

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One day, Jesus, Moses and an old man decide to play some golf. Moses is up first. He walks up to the tee and thwacks the ball.

The ball sailes over the fairway before landing in a water trap. Moses has a timeless solution. He parts the waters and sends the ball back onto the grass.

Elderly woman's hands holding a necklace with a cross | Photo: Shutterstock

Elderly woman's hands holding a necklace with a cross | Photo: Shutterstock

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Then it's Jesus' turn. The Christ goes up to the tee and hits the ball with all his might. His ball also flies over the fairways and then lands in the water trap.

Yet Jesus is able to walk on water and get to his ball. He hits it onto the green just like Moses did.

Up next is the old man. He steps up to the tee and hits the ball. Again, the ball sails over the fairways and towards the water trap.

Woman with hands clasped in prayer | Photo: Shutterstock

Woman with hands clasped in prayer | Photo: Shutterstock

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But just before it enters the water, a fish emerges from the water and catches the ball in its mouth. As its re-entering the water, an eagle swoops low and grabs the fish with its claws.

The eagle flies up and away and heads over the green. Right then, a lightning bolt comes out of the sky and strikes the eagle who drops the fish.

The fish lands on the ground and as it does so, the ball falls out of its mouth and rolls into the last hole, making a hole-in-one.

Old and young man facing off | Photo: Shutterstock

Old and young man facing off | Photo: Shutterstock

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At that, Jesus turns to the old man and, in an annoyed voice, tells him:

"Dad, if you don't stop playing like that, you won't be joining us for the next one."

A woman who was more humanly clever found her way out of a parking ticket when she was stopped by an officer.

When the woman was pulled over for speeding she asked the officer if there's a problem.

Police car driving along road | Photo: Shutterstock

Police car driving along road | Photo: Shutterstock

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The officer said: "Yes, ma'am. I noticed you were speeding. Do you mind showing me your license, please?"

The woman responded:

"I'd give it to you but I don't have one."

When the officer asked for vehicle registration papers, the lady responded in a similar manner but said she had stolen the vehicle.

At the end of it, the woman's plot was a clever and hilarious twist that not many saw coming.

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