DEA Officer Decides to Pass by a Ranch for a Routine Inspection

This joke illustrates how using your power and authority to get your way doesn’t always work out well. Some people know exactly how to throw your words back in your face.

Here’s a short joke about a DEA officer who landed upon a woman’s property and decided to do a quick routine inspection.

With no invitation or search warrant, a DEA officer stopped at a farm and said: “I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing drugs.” The female owner wasn’t fazed by the request but she had one small instruction for him.

Farm | Photo: Pexels

Farm | Photo: Pexels

She simply asked, “Okay, but don’t go in that field over there.” Finding the request suspicious and wanting to show how powerful he was, the officer shouted: “Ma’am, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!”

Reaching into his pocket he pulled out his shiny badge and waved it in her face. For emphasis, he added: “See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I want, on any land! No questions asked or answers given! Have I made myself clear?”

The field | Photo: Pexels

The field | Photo: Pexels

Not wanting to get into trouble with the law, the woman simply nodded politely. She apologized to the officer and went back to doing her daily chores.

Not long before he left, the farm owner started hearing loud screams coming in her direction. Looking up, she saw DEA officer running for his life, and close behind was a massive bull gaining ground!

The bull | Photo: Pexels

The bull | Photo: Pexels

The situation seemed very bad as it appeared the officer would get caught before he reached safety. As he screamed it was clear he was extremely afraid!

The farmer | Photo: Pexels

The farmer | Photo: Pexels

Seeing how dire the situation was, the farm owner threw her tools down and ran to the fence. She yelled at the top of her lungs, “Your badge, show him your badge!”

Farm | Photo: Pexels

Farm | Photo: Pexels

Now, why is it you shouldn’t tell a secret on a farm? Simple, because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!

And why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize? Well, because he was outstanding in his field!

Lastly, what do you get when you cross a robot and a tractor? A transformer!

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