Three Women Die and Go to Heaven
Above the clouds, at the gates of heaven, three women were met by St. Peter who instructed them, “Before you enter, I have to tell you one important rule: Don’t step on the ducks!”
After they were allowed passage, they found that there were indeed ducks everywhere making it almost impossible to walk without stepping on one.
The first woman couldn’t manage it and stepped on a duck on her first day. St. Peter appeared immediately, and he brought with him the ugliest man she had ever seen. She looked up at him worriedly as he said,
“Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this man!”
The next day, it was the second woman who accidentally stepped on a duck. And as expected, St. Peter arrived with another repulsive man and chained them.
Determined to avoid the fate of the other women, the third one walked very carefully through heaven and avoided stepping on the ducks successfully for months. Then one day, St. Peter came by accompanied by the most handsome man she had ever seen. He was tall, well-built, and had beautiful eyes with long eyelashes. After they were chained together, St. Peter left without a word.
The woman felt thrilled by her prize saying,
“I wonder what I did to deserve this chance to spend all eternity with you!”
The man simply replied,
“Well I don’t know what you did, lady, but I stepped on a duck!”