Husband Spots His Wife Packing Her Suitcase

Couples often fight over the silliest things: sex, money, and food are usually at the top of the list with in-laws and friends coming in next. 

The couple in the next story is hilarious, with the husband throwing in the best comeback ever! Read it and see what you think.

A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a large suitcase.

The husband asks: “What are you doing?”

The wife says: "I'm leaving you."

"Where will you go?" he asks, surprised.

The woman replies: “I’m off to New York. I read that prostitutes there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free.”

The husband grabs a suitcase and starts packing quickly too.

“Where are you going?” asks the wife, confused.

“I’m coming with you. I want to see how you live on $800 a year.”

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Here's another funny story about a married couple and sex.

A man returns from his doctor’s visit and tells his wife that the doctor said he only has 24 hours to live.

Wiping away each other's tears, he asks her to make love with him. She agrees and they make passionate love.

Six hours later, he goes to her again and says: “Darling, now I only have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?” She agrees and again they make love.

Later, the man is getting into bed when he realizes he now has only eights hours of life left. He touches his wife’s shoulder and says:

“Darling, please? Just one more time before I die?”

She agrees and, afterward, rolls over and falls asleep.

The man, however, lies there awake and listens to the clock ticking in his head, tossing and turning until he is down to only four more hours.

He taps his wife on the shoulder to wake her up and says: “Darling, I only have four hours left! Could we…?”

His wife turns to him abruptly and says:

“Listen, I’m not being funny, but I still have to get up in the morning and you don’t!”

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