March 29, 2019
Marriage is a journey that comes with several winding paths and bumps along the way. Anyone treating their other half as a slave or expecting a domestic servant instead of a faithful partner shouldn't get married at all.
That being said, we do not condone domestic violence of any kind, whether perpetrated towards women or men. The following story is fictitious. No husbands or wives were hurt in the telling of this tall tale.
Three American guys marry women from different parts of the world.
The first man married a Greek woman.
He told her that she had to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a completely clean house and all the dishes washed and put away, as he had previously requested.
The second man married a Thai woman. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.
The first day he didn’t see any results, but the next day, he saw it was a little better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner waiting for him on the table. She even exceeded his demands!
The third man married a girl from Texas. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, laundry done, and demanded hot food on the table for every meal.
On the first day, he didn’t see anything at all, and he saw nothing on the second day either.
By the third day, some of the swellings had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
But he still has some difficulty when he pees. Lesson learned: Pick your battles carefully.
Via Bored Daddy
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