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Senior Woman Gets Pulled Over for Speeding

Pedro Marrero
Apr 03, 2019
12:30 A.M.

People are often fooled by the elder – by their appearance and diminishing abilities, forgetting that they may very well know every trick in the book.

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Nothing could prepare this policeman to deal with the mind games he was a victim of when his path crossed with a mischievous grandmother.

Not only did she give him a good run-around, but she also made him look like a fool with his peers. He pulled her over for speeding and this is the conversation that followed:

Senior woman: "Is there a problem, Officer?"

Officer: "Ma’am, you were speeding."

Senior woman: "Oh, I see."

Officer: "Can I see your license, please?"

Senior woman: "I’d give it to you, but I don’t have one."

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Officer: "You don’t have one?"

Senior woman: "Lost it, four years ago for drunk driving."

A senior citizen. Photo: Freepik

A senior citizen. Photo: Freepik

Officer: "I see… Can I see your vehicle registration papers, please?"

Senior woman: "I can’t do that."

Officer: "Why not."

Senior woman: "I stole this car."

Officer: "Stole it?"

Senior woman: "Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner."

Traffic officer's vehicle. Photo: Freepik

Traffic officer's vehicle. Photo: Freepik

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Officer: "You did what?"

Senior woman: "His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see."

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car.

A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half-drawn gun.

Officer 2: "Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle, please!"

The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Senior woman: "Is there a problem sir?"

A traffic officer. Photo: Freepik

A traffic officer. Photo: Freepik

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Officer 2: "One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner."

Senior woman: "Murdered the owner?"

Officer 2: "Yes, could you open the trunk of your car, please."

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: "Is this your car, ma’am?"

Senior woman: "Yes, here are the registration papers." The officer is quite stunned.

Officer 2: "One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license."

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The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: "Thank you, ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner."

Senior woman: "Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too."

Moral of the story: Don’t mess with little old ladies!

Source: Bored Daddy.

A grandfather and his grandchild. Photo: Pixabay

A grandfather and his grandchild. Photo: Pixabay

Grandparents might have the world at the palm of their hands with their life experiences, accumulated wisdom, and great comebacks, but there is something they can’t control that easily: their grandchildren.

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