Joke: Nurse Tells Fathers about Their New Babies

Ever heard someone say 7 is a perfect number? But how accurate would it be for an expectant father after he listens to the nurse's announcement to other fathers?

Their cuddly little hands and feet are adorable, but when they start to whine, cry, and kick, babies can be quite a handful. Now think of having 3, or 4, or "3+4"?

Four anxious men waited to hear the news of their wives' delivery. After a while, the nurse strutted in to present them the good news of successful births.

To the first father to be she said :

“Congratulations, you're the father of twins.”

The surprised man replied:

“That's odd; I work for Minnesota Twins.”

To the second she said:

“Congratulations, you're the father of triplets.”

Shocked, he answered:

“ That's weird; I work for the 3M Company”.

A third time, she goes:

“Congratulations, you're the father of quadruplets.”

The third father answered:

“ That's strange; I work for the Four Seasons Hotel.”

She hadn't even spoken to the fourth before he started to act agitated. When confronted about his behavior, he just said :

“I work for 7up.”

Did you laugh as much as we did? Here's another joke for you! Make sure you share it with your friends so you brighten up their days!

An elderly couple was sitting on their deck chairs watching the beautiful sunset and reminiscing about the good old days.

The wife turned to the husband and said, “Honey, do you remember when we first started dating and you used to just casually reach over and take my hand?"

The husband looked over at her, smiled and kindly took her hand in his. With a wry little smile, the wife pressed a little farther, “Honey, do you remember how after we were engaged, you’d sometimes lean over and suddenly kiss me on the cheek?”

The husband leaned slowly toward his wife and gave her a lingering kiss on her wrinkled cheek.

Growing bolder still, the wife said, “Honey, do you remember how, after we were first married, you’d kind of nibble on my ear?”

The husband slowly got up from his rocker and headed into the house. Alarmed, the wife asked, “Honey, where are you going?” To which the husband replied, “To get my teeth!”