April 11, 2019
There is no telling what kids understand at a young age and sometimes they say the darndest things that can make a grownup blush.
Everybody loves Little Johnny jokes because he is such a brat at such an innocent young age. Little Mary gives him a run for his money in this next joke.
A 6th-grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Can anyone tell me which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?”
No one answered so the teacher pointed at a student at random.
Little Mary stood up, crossed her arms and said, “You should not be asking sixth-graders dirty questions like that! I’m going to tell my parents, and they will call the principal, and then he’ll fire you!”
Mrs. Parks ignored her outburst and repeated the question, “Let’s try that again. Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?”
Little Mary’s mouth fell open. She pointed at her teacher and yelled, “You’re gonna get in big trouble!”
The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, “Anybody?”
Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, “The body part that increases to 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.”
Mrs. Parks smiled and said, “Very good, Billy.”
She turned to Mary and continued,
“As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: One, you have a dirty mind. Two, you didn’t read your homework. And three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed.”
I'm pretty sure most of you had the exact same thought as Mary! Her parents probably are the protagonist of our next joke!
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. All of a sudden, her husband burst into the kitchen.
“Careful,” he said. “Careful! Put in some more butter! Oh my God! You’re cooking too many at once. Too many! Turn them. Turn them now! We need more butter."
The husband added: "Oh my God! Where are we going to get more butter? They’re going to stick! Careful. Careful! I said be careful!"
"You never listen to me when you’re cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you crazy?" he continued. "Have you lost your mind? Don’t forget to salt them. Use the salt. Use the salt! The salt!"
The wife then looked at him and stated: “What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?”
The husband coolly answered, “I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving.”
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