Husband Tells Wife He Got Richer and She Grew Less Attractive
Older women really possess a pearl of superior wisdom, so much so that they are able to come out with their heads held high in any situation that comes their way.
A slim figure with voluptuous curves and smooth and glossy skin are part of the feminine attributes that are lost faster with the passing of time. However, mental acuity is becoming sharper as the years go by.
This was demonstrated by an elderly woman during a conversation with her husband, with whom she has been married for at least 50 years. He wanted to play a joke on the woman but in the end, it was she who ended up laughing last.
During a boring Sunday morning, an elderly couple had just had breakfast when suddenly the husband felt the urge to annoy his wife a little. So he watched her for a while and said:
"Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch, black-and-white TV, but I got to sleep with a hot 23-year-old girl every night."
And then he continued: "Now, I have a $ 500,000 home, at $ 45,000, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 69-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
Anyone could have been offended by the subtle claim that the husband had just made, but this woman was a very understanding person and simply responded calmly.
As the husband related, "My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black-and-white TV."
That is simply one of the best answers we have seen in history.
This reminds us of another story of a man who chose to sever ties with his better half by asking her a divorce while confessing his unfaithfulness to her. The lady's reaction is something he could never have anticipated.
The man and the woman were married for a long time before he moved to West Virginia with her sister. He thought he was teaching his wife a lesson, only to discover that actually, the joke was on him.