Daily Joke: A Young Couple Ask St Peter a Difficult Question in Heaven
A young couple, unfortunately, died while they were on the way to their wedding. When they got to heaven, they asked St. Peter a forbidden question.
On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple was involved in a fatal automobile accident. The cause of the crash was not been determined, but the lovebirds passed away at the scene.
There was an immediate outpouring of grief from the community, as family members spoke about their loss. Meanwhile, the couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.
While waiting, they began to wonder if they could possibly get married in Heaven. It seemed fair and reasonable as they died only a couple of hours before tying the knot back on Earth.
When St. Peter arrived, they asked him. St. Peter said, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has had such an unusual request. Let me go find out," and he left.
The couple sat and waited for an answer. St. Peter was taking too long, though. One day went by, then a week, and then two months.
While they waited, they discussed the pros and cons of their decision. If they were allowed to get married in Heaven, should they get married? What about the eternal aspect of it all? What if it doesn't work? Would they be stuck in Heaven together forever? They wanted to clarify every single aspect before saying "I do."
Another month passed. St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informed the couple, "Turns out that you can get married in Heaven."
"Great!" said the couple. "But we were just wondering; what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"
St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard on the ground.
"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.
"Oh, come on!" St. Peter shouted. He went on to explain further:
"It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it'll take to find a lawyer?"
In another story, a married couple was in a terrible accident. The woman's face was severely burned, and the doctor told her husband that they couldn't graft the skin from her body because she was thin.
The husband offered to donate his own skin, but the doctor revealed the only suitable skin would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed, saying they would not disclose where the skin came from.
After the surgery, everyone was astounded at the wife's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than ever. One day, she was alone with her husband and she was overcome with emotion. She said:
"Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you."
The husband smiled and said: "My darling, think nothing of it. I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."
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