Married Man Goes to the Supermarket and Notices an Attractive Woman Waving at Him

Apr 25, 2019
12:37 P.M.
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We all have embarrassing stories to share, but none more so than when our children tell their teachers something dodgy about us and are forced to see the person as parent-teacher night.

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In the following story, the parent can't blame the child for his embarrassing situation, he brought it all on himself with his loose lips.

A guy goes into the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.

She says hello.

He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from, so he eventually says,

"Do you know me?"

To which she replies, "I think you’re the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?"

She looks into his eyes and says calmly,

"No, I’m your son’s teacher."

Well, that escalated quickly. Did this story crack you up?

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