Husband and Wife Come to a Counselor to Solve The Problems in Their Relationship

Here's a joke about a couple who went to counseling after 15 years of marriage that will get you giggling.

You can't point the finger at a few couples for settling into not-so-constructive patterns after long periods of marriage.

Couple sitting on a wooden bench. | Photo: Pexels

Couple sitting on a wooden bench. | Photo: Pexels

You get married young, and slowly you realize you battle regularly and feel separated even when you’re in the same room.

In the story below, a couple decided to come for counseling because of the issues they had after being together for 15 years.

A woman crying in bed. | Photo: Pexels

A woman crying in bed. | Photo: Pexels

When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.

She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable – an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.

A man standing near the lake. | Photo: Pexels

A man standing near the lake. | Photo: Pexels

Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched – with a raised eyebrow.

The woman shut up and quietly sat down in a daze.

The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?"

A couple kissing each other. | Photo: Pexels

A couple kissing each other. | Photo: Pexels

The husband thought for a moment and replied, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."

Want to laugh some more? Check out this story of a wife who taught her lazy husband a lesson for refusing to help her.

Source: Jokes 2 Go

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